GALA V

The Gay and Lesbian Association of Choruses (GALA Choruses) held its fifth international festival, GALA V, this summer in Tampa, Florida. As I had expected, it was an emotional roller coaster. GALA itself can be overwhelming, but bookending it with visits with my Mother, who was living in Tampa at the time, produced a double whammy.

The opening visit with my Mother was full of the usual tidal forces. I'm nearly 46 years old, and she can still embarrass me with her sexual innuendos. We're driving in from the airport just after my arrival and she points out the cummulo- nimbus clouds and says, "I like those tall thin white ones that shoot straight up." I know how to play this game, so I say, "Yes. When you see one of those, you know someone's going to get wet."

And, no, I'm neither exaggerating nor reading too much into it. It's like that all the time. It's one of the reasons why a former therapist of mine said he could make his reputation publishing my case history as a classic Oedipal complex. So the first few days with Mom were a bit tense and defensive.

The festival itself was fabulous, though I was nervous and distracted the first day. I was the GALA representative for my chorus, and I was doing my best to make sure everything was arranged before they arrived: the right hotels booked under the right names, delegate badges for all our delegates--a process the Festival organizers made needlessly complex by requiring names, addresses, and hotel accomodations months before the event itself, making changes, cancellations, and substitutions inevitable.

At first, I was looking forward to using my hotel room as a get-away from the pressure. I had booked a room by myself. But as the festival drew closer, two friends, Lawrence and Steve, both needed cheap accomodations, so I let them use my room (Steve was only staying for the first three days anyway). There were drawbacks to this arrangement, chief of which would be the loss of my sanctuary. But in truth, I am strongly attracted to both of these guys, and the idea of sharing a hotel room with them seemed to present certain advantages. Perhaps proximity would breed opportunity.

I met Lawrence as he came in on the bus from the airport. By chance, I was outside a hotel next to the festival hall when the bus pulled up. He recognized me before I recognized him and came bounding off the bus to greet me. We hugged and kissed and then trekked over to the Windham where our room was. Steve was already checked in when we got there.

Lawrence got phone calls almost hourly from his friends. He seems to attract good-looking men who want to take care of him like honey draws bees. I finally got so exasperated I started answering the phone with, "This is Lawrence's answering service. How can we help you?"

There was a bear swim party Sunday night that was great fun. Steve had an especially good time since bears are his type (though he himself is more of an otter--which is my type). The swim party became an almost nightly event at the hotel where it started. Around the second or third night, the management finally caught on and kept the bar open past midnight.

Monday morning, Steve and I spend some time cuddling together. This was great fun because Steve is very good at it.

The first two days of singing were initially disappointing to me. Not that the singing was bad (that came later), but it almost approached some kind of orthodoxy: a certain limited set of subjects, a certain range of musical styles, a dash of "choral-ography," and one "fun" piece per set. I was beginning to think GALA had lost its musical magic.

Then came Wednesday. Our chorus sang at around noon, and we did pretty well. My mother came to hear us and listened to both performances, as well as attending our walk-through rehearsal the day before. Unfortunately, I had caught a cold (probably from dashing in and out of air-conditioned buildings into the tropical Tampa heat), and in the second hall, I felt the beginnings of a coughing fit just as we started. I had to struggle to keep it from bursting forth--I was right next to a mike!--and the effort made my body rigid, which is not conducive to expressive singing. I've seen video of that performance and I look like I'm made of wood. Brian, a friend of mine, said I looked frightened. I probably was.

Unfortunately, Steve left Wednesday morning, so he didn't get to hear us sing. The chorus received several compliments, though, so we didn't embarrass ourselves.

Which is more than can be said for Golden Gate Men's Chorus. People fled, actually fled the hall after their first number. It was embarrassing in one respect, but, frankly, they deserved it. They were simply not ready to sing the music they chose to sing, and should have known it.

To move from the pathetic to the sublime, there were two Colorado choruses that absolutely blew me away. The music was fresh, the arrangements amazing, and the words witty, sometimes wry, sometimes political, and, for one song, not words at all, but sounds. After Wednesday, I had no more troubling thoughts about "orthodoxy."

My mother attended some of these concerts with me. After one of them, she turned to me and said, "Now I know what I am. I'm a gay man." I can't remember if I said anything in response. I hope not.

I attended a music workshop with Ysaye Barnwell on Thursday that was quite wonderful. I sat next to a wonderful man named Ned who is a Unitarian Universalist minister. He is the kind of person I immediately feel at home with. It was pleasant to chat with him as a stranger and yet feel the potential for a friendship.

Thursday night was Gay and Lesbian night at Busch Gardens, but I had decided not to go. Busch Gardens had always represented a kind of family failure to me. One of the wonderful things we were supposed to do when visiting my grandparents in Tampa was go to Busch Gardens. It was supposed to be a wonderful and exotic destination, something we would marvel at and remember always. Instead, it turned out to be ordinary, disappointing, and more than a little dismal. Metaphorically, it was my family in a nutshell. So I didn't go. Steve was gone and Lawrence had a date, so I had the room to myself, much as I had planned when I first booked the room. I even ordered a chocolate sundae from room service to "set the mood."

But it didn't feel right. Instead, I was feeling pretty low--lonely and unsatisfied. I kept telling myself that I had chosen to be alone this evening, but those old feelings of having been left out of the party (or left off the basketball team, or left behind for the picnic--fill in your favorite childhood horror here) still came pounding down on me. Perhaps the emotionality of the music brought those feelings closer to the surface. When Lawrence came home with yet another handsome, well-built man with a beard, I actually felt relieved. At least there was someone to talk to briefly before we all fell asleep.

Friday was the GALA premier of two very powerful works, "Prayers for Bobby" by Jay Kawarski and "NakedMan" by Robert Seeley. My mother and I saw "Bobby" together, and both of us cried. Ned was sitting next to us and was sobbing openly through most of it. My mother left for home after the "Bobby" concert set, saying nothing could top it. However, my reaction to "NakedMan" in the afternoon session was even more powerful. "Bobby" had emotional authenticity in the story it told, but the "NakedMan" song cycle had that plus a musical and poetic intensity that made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. (It still has that effect when I listen to the CD.).

Later Friday afternoon, I flirted shamelessly with a handsome man from San Francisco named Aurelio. I told him he had beautiful eyes (which he does) and he seemed very pleased to hear it. We exchanged hotel room numbers and he said, "I'll call you tonight." Having heard this twice already that week, I was astonished when he actually did call. We were in the same hotel, so I went up to his room. We spent some time talking about life and music, some time playing with the music notation program on his laptop computer (it's very similar to mine), and then dropped all pretense and fucked like crazed weasels. Needless to say, my mood was much improved for the rest of the festival. The next day, I sent a flower to his room.

Saturday was also the last day of the festival, and I was feeling a sense of accomplishment. I had gotten my chorus to Tampa and we had sung well. I had met old friends and made some new ones. And GALA had done its musical magic, opening my ears to new sounds and ideas, and forging a bond by giving us all a common emotional experience.

Sunday morning, I went down to the lobby while Lawrence and his date were still asleep to say good bye to Aurelio as he checked out. He gave me the flower I had sent to his room the day before. Oddly, he didn't thank me for it. He simply said he thought it would get crushed if he took it with him on the plane.

When I got back to the room, Lawrence was awake and sitting up in his bed, looking pensive. His Saturday night date had left, an we were alone in the room for the first time. We cuddled a little, I petted him a lot, and eventually I indulged the both of us by giving him some very slow, very deep fallatio. It was something I had wanted to do ever since I met him several years ago. It didn't lead to orgasm for either of us, but was somehow comforting and relaxing--sex as massage, I guess. Afterwards, while we were getting ready to take a shower, he broke down crying in my arms, saying he was truly blessed to have so many good friends.

We went downstairs where my mother joined us for brunch. I gave her the flower Aurelio had returned to me, but didn't tell her it was second-hand. The waitress was charmed that I would give my mother a flower and gave us special attention.

After brunch, the three of us went to the Salvador Dali museum in St. Petersburg. What a twisted mind he had. A genius and incredibly gifted, but the gifts were spent on such an unhappy vision of life. However, I got to see the "Christopher Columbus" full-sized. That alone was worth the trip.

Then we took Lawrence to the airport, where he and I hugged and he sobbed some more. Then Mother and I went back to her house, completing my bookend visit. The next day, we visited my grandfather's grave before I went to the airport. Grampa passed away last February at the age of 94. I was in Hawaii when he died and could not be reached. I found out about it when I got back. He had had his funeral and was buried before I even knew he was dead. He was the only person in my family I had not come out to, so I came out to him at his grave. My mother left some flowers. I left a condom in a bright red wrapper. Dali had no corner on the surreal.

On the way back from the cemetary, Mother and I got to talking about sex. Again. Only this time, it was more direct. She even went so far as to ask what sexual practices I engaged in, and I told her that was something I would probably never talk to her about. She told me that she rarely had orgasm with men, but that she engaged in sex because she liked the foreplay and the cuddling afterward. "I like to get them so excited beforehand," she said, "that the actual event is over as quickly as possible, so we can cuddle." Interesting.

The flight home was uneventful, except for thunderstorms around Denver. No one commented on the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus sweatshirt I wore, although it is the most stunning shade of periwinkle and studded with rhinestones.

That night, my own bed in my own apartment felt wonderfully intimate, and the solitude seemed a luxury.